LOL Little Vi is snoring in her daddie's arms. So cute. It is true what they say, "Babies are cute but they are asleep they are more cute".
My little girl is in a very selfish stage right now. I am constently repremanding her with "No, Violet, shaAAaare". Wich is often replied with a vigourus head shake and "Na Uh". Actually that is the nice reply, more often then not, she turns into baby godzilla and is head set on total destruction and annihalation. She stomps her feets so hard the world will shake beneath your feet. I'm still trying to figure out when she became a pro baseball pitcher, because she can pitch a toy hard and fast.
Today Damian came over, and as usually their was a whole slew of crying and temper tantrums. I think they try to compete on who is the cutest. Most of the time they play very well together, but they do have their moments. Violet got into her first and second slap fight today. I know, I know it sounds like we are pitting them against each other, but the baby fights are bound to happen. Of course they where fighting over toys. Violet would have something and Damian would want it, or the other way around. They get so worried about trying to cram as many toys into their little arms, that they forget to play with them, and are continuously dropping them and bending over to pick them up again. Or they forget about the toy all together until the other one has it, and then they remember about how much they LOVE that toy and it is an absolute must that it be returned to their possession immediately.
First slap fight went as follows:
Violet wanted Damian's sippy cup. A struggle of epic proportions commences. I can only imagine what the translation was of all the gibberish....so I will
Violet "Hey foo gimmie dat Bott Toe (that's what it sounds like when violet says bottle)"
Damian " No my friend, you are mistaken. For this contraption here is a sippy cup, not at 'Bott Toe'. You are an ingrate"
Violet " Homie, you really wanna go there??? This is a Bott Toe jaking and you better role with my flow, or you going down like charlie brown"
Damian "That's all well and jolly my dear Violet, but this is hardly a "Bott Toe", and I have no comprehension of what "down like charlie brown" even means"
Violet " Fine then G you might get this better.....YOUR MOMMA SMELLS LIKE MY DIRTY DIAPERS!!!"
Damian " You offend my good nature I challenge you to a duel"
Thus the challenge was met by a brutal slap slap slap to Violet's waiting cheek.
I think she would have had him if the adults hadn't jumped up and resolved the matter via time outs and scolding.
Note: I have no reason why Violet sounds like a hoodlum that in some life might wear Jincos and a muscle shirt. Or even more, I don't have a reason why Damian sounds like a law professor that might in some life wear a monocle and with a ruffled white shirt and a vest. But yes........this is just how things work in my head.
I will have to describe the second slap fight in a later post. I am very exhausted from reffing two wrestling babies. Fighting can be very tiring. So here are some pictures
so peace out friends.
My little girl is in a very selfish stage right now. I am constently repremanding her with "No, Violet, shaAAaare". Wich is often replied with a vigourus head shake and "Na Uh". Actually that is the nice reply, more often then not, she turns into baby godzilla and is head set on total destruction and annihalation. She stomps her feets so hard the world will shake beneath your feet. I'm still trying to figure out when she became a pro baseball pitcher, because she can pitch a toy hard and fast.
Today Damian came over, and as usually their was a whole slew of crying and temper tantrums. I think they try to compete on who is the cutest. Most of the time they play very well together, but they do have their moments. Violet got into her first and second slap fight today. I know, I know it sounds like we are pitting them against each other, but the baby fights are bound to happen. Of course they where fighting over toys. Violet would have something and Damian would want it, or the other way around. They get so worried about trying to cram as many toys into their little arms, that they forget to play with them, and are continuously dropping them and bending over to pick them up again. Or they forget about the toy all together until the other one has it, and then they remember about how much they LOVE that toy and it is an absolute must that it be returned to their possession immediately.
First slap fight went as follows:
Violet wanted Damian's sippy cup. A struggle of epic proportions commences. I can only imagine what the translation was of all the gibberish....so I will
Violet "Hey foo gimmie dat Bott Toe (that's what it sounds like when violet says bottle)"
Damian " No my friend, you are mistaken. For this contraption here is a sippy cup, not at 'Bott Toe'. You are an ingrate"
Violet " Homie, you really wanna go there??? This is a Bott Toe jaking and you better role with my flow, or you going down like charlie brown"
Damian "That's all well and jolly my dear Violet, but this is hardly a "Bott Toe", and I have no comprehension of what "down like charlie brown" even means"
Violet " Fine then G you might get this better.....YOUR MOMMA SMELLS LIKE MY DIRTY DIAPERS!!!"
Damian " You offend my good nature I challenge you to a duel"
Thus the challenge was met by a brutal slap slap slap to Violet's waiting cheek.
I think she would have had him if the adults hadn't jumped up and resolved the matter via time outs and scolding.
Note: I have no reason why Violet sounds like a hoodlum that in some life might wear Jincos and a muscle shirt. Or even more, I don't have a reason why Damian sounds like a law professor that might in some life wear a monocle and with a ruffled white shirt and a vest. But yes........this is just how things work in my head.
I will have to describe the second slap fight in a later post. I am very exhausted from reffing two wrestling babies. Fighting can be very tiring. So here are some pictures
so peace out friends.
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| Damian showing off his muscles. Prepping for the big fight |
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| Violets bloody mouth after the incident. Okay it is really Kool Aid but it works with the story. |
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