A is for Abdominus

So here I am thinking of what word to use for my first A to Z blog challenge.  Of course Bing is my saviour when it comes to things like this.  Clickity click click and the search results for "words starting with the letter A" pops up on my computer. I do a little scrolling and BANG a word pops out describing the physical me.  LOL you can probably guess where this is going.  Here's the definition.

Abdominus- Having a paunch or big belly. 

Yup I have a big ol' front butt LMAO.  Apparently it is genetic in my family.  Even my very thin very small aunts have the pooch.  It haunts us every time we try to pull up our pants, fighting to keep the bulge inside our jeans.  The pooch conquers every time, though,  it will literally flip and roll it's way out to expose it's jiggly glory to all who dare look.  Poor Violet is already afflicted with the curse of the belly bulge.

Wonda Syks has named her pooch Bertha or something like that.  It seems appropriate to name mine Agnis since it is letter A day.  Agnis the Abdominus. 

The word Abdominus sounds like a gladiator name. Yes from now on you all must address me as Maximus Abdominus the Great and Mighty. 

How can I laugh about some thing so disturbing you ask?  Well, over the years I have acquired another trait that is genetically passed down between the woman in my family.  And luck have it, the word also starts with the letter A.  ATTITUDE.  We may have big abdomens, but we posses even bigger attitudes.  Loud, always laughing, and strong.  No need to worry about front butts, when we can laugh about them instead. 

So this one goes out to you Agnis,  I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Had a little fun with paint.