My boobies hurt! my boobies hurt! MY BOOBIES HURT!. Violet has been officially off the chee chee for two days now, and I can feel the milk reaching maximum levels of explosion. mammary overload emanate! Every on prepare for evacuation! The damns are breaking and a massive flood of milky destruction is coming for your homes. count down in T minus 10...9...8...F the countdown! this shiz nitt hurts!
Some one give me the magic pill that will make my boobies dispel all this hellish pain. I know you guys don't need details...but I'm am doing this for all those breast feeding mommies who will feel the pain of weaning. I feel like my nipples are in vice grips and my boobies are carring around ROCKS! It hurts to sleep it hurts to carry the baby it just plain hurts. Now I am not one for complaining but damn my knockers are knocking me out!
I think the gods, or saints, or protectors of children really feel for the babies that are being weaned. they view it as suffering for the child who doesn't understand why mommy refuses to give in to their screams of want for the boob. Well take comfort sweet little violet in the fact that mommy is also suffering. In fact, it seems that violet has adjusted well to weaning, and has already found comfort in her bottle for sleepy time. How unfair! How long will this last for mommy!
If I hear "Use ice packs" one more time I'm going to lobotomize myself through my nose holes. It is winter fool!!! It is already cold in this house and the last thing I need to do is freeze the milk in my chest so that it is slushie-fied and even heavier. For those that don't know While breast feeding I was a DDD. Now I feel like I'm carring around 50 pound triple x's! do they even make bras that big!
Disclaimer: Boys avert your eyes to this paragraph...
My pap is next week (told you) and if they think they are touching these bad boys to check for lumps, doctor beware fists will be flying if this pain isn't gone by then. Aint no one touching these mountains unless they have a shot of Demerol in my arm first.
Evil engorgement! thank you for the beautifully round high and tight boobs, that I will miss when i have expelled this milk. However f*ing Ouch man!
So yeah that's my life right now. I think you get the point.
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