This momma is wild: Ponies, Pipes, and Sex Toys

I know I haven't been on the blog lately, but things have been so busy since the ACTHA ride. I do have some updates for you, and right now is as good a time as any. Violet is preoccupied with some of her toys, she is sitting on everything. Is that a shoe? Why yes it is, and what a great seat that would make. Plop.

Okay first things first. We totally rocked the ACTHA trail ride competition. Max and I took Third place, and Jessica and Teyha ran away with fourth. We where as surprised and shocked just like if a naked man popped out of a jack-in-a-box. We thought we did so bad, so when they called our names to receive our ribbons, we were surprised. Nobody could believe that our horses where rescues, and where once deprived of love and good health. Great job Perfect Harmony!

It was a good ride!

My Mom is on vacation right now. Visiting her honey hubby in Tuscon. Aw silence is grand lol. Usually Hell's gates open when ever my mom leaves the property, and havoc ensues. However upon her preparing to leave bad ju ju was ever present. A water pipe busted in our drive way, and though we are very grateful it wasn't under the house, it still was very annoying. It is very hard work to watch my Mom, Aunt, and Uncle dig and struggle and get so dirty in the mud. But I got some great pictures! While my step-dad is in Tucson studying to become an engineer, my uncle Kevin stepped right into the role of "Maintenance Man".
That pipe wasn't even all of it. When my mom and Aunt where on their way back from Lowes with the pipe pieces they got a flat tire. I couldn't help but snicker. I wish I was their with the camera to get the pictures of them with their old lady legs sticking out on the highway. Na, they didn't do that but it is an amusing image.

My Mom and Aunt Squeaky working hard or hardly working?

lol the three of em 'Laying some pipe"

Right O, the Passion Party. I was very busy trying to get every thing together. I had to make sure that I had all the aphrodisiacs and wine and candles all ready. I spent an arm and a leg on food, and spent even more time making it. Pound Cake Lollipops and chocolate covered strawberries are not easy to make. I cleaned and cleaned and cleaned. I got super sexy ready to introduce Madame Rebecca. And guess what.......NO ONE SHOWED UP! lmao. My Aunt Squeaky and Jessica came. You put us three girls in a room with sex toys, jello shots, and chocolate and things get pretty funny. I know what all you pervs are thinking lol. And after seeing my moms very expensive bed sheets covered in chocolate you might be right. Only Denise's daughters came over after the sex sales where done and did that. We had a blast the babysitters brought the kids over and we all had a fiesta. So thanks to my two sexual deviants, Squeaky and Jess, for a great night.